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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

15.06.2025 05:41

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)